Do not, under any circumstances, kiss or snuggle your hedgehog, warned the Center for Disease Control on Friday.
According to the CDC, there is a salmonella outbreak in eight different states, and 91 percent of the 11 affected individuals claimed they had contact with a hedgehog.
Salmonella-a bacteria that can cause diarrhea, stomach cramps, and fever, and general misery when it's inside human bodies – is common in hedgehog poo, according to the CDC. Even if your adorable hedgehog looks perfectly clean and generally cute, it's quite possible that there's fecal matter on his face and body. If you kiss your hedgehog, you could come in contact with that hedgehog poo.
"In some people," the CDC warns, "diarrhea may be so severe that the patient needs to be hospitalized."
The affected individuals all got their hedgehogs from different places, so it's unclear how or where exactly the outbreak started. Salmonella was found in a sample of three hedgehogs owned by two individuals, but they did not sample the hedgehogs owned by all 11 people.
At the moment, we do not know how the hedgehogs came into contact with salmonella.
Hedgehogs have somewhat of a darling of the internet. On Instagram, there are more than 2.7 million posts that include #hedgehog in the caption, according to the app search query. Arguably everything they do is cute-except, of course, for getting fecal matter all over themselves and giving their owners salmonella. Please, listen to the CDC and refrain from kissing your hedgehog, make sure you wash your hands after touching one, and be sure to clean your cage and supplies. Thank you.